hear me out- you COULD see me as the only reason your ass isn't headed to some labour camp for the Lord. She was determined to have you all the way saved, every inch of your soul wiped clean, the moment she found that ouija board. Amateur stuff, by the way. Who goes through a rebellious phase and doesn't even think to hide their freaky taboo porn? I thought for a minute she was gonna stroke out, but lucky me- she lived through the shock of her discovery and now you've got ME!